A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.
Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera.
Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe it! So he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera.
AGAIN, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went.
Four weeks later he received 3 traffic fines in the mail, all for - GO ON MAKE A GUESS....
DID YOU GUESS?
COME ON = YOU HAVE BEEN DRIVING
not wearing a seatbelt......
Sumber :saujanaku
Showing posts with label english jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label english jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, March 4, 2010
THE PARROT Joke
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw
a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to
her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was
incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey
lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store
and said that she would sue the store and kill the
bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised
he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after
work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
Sumber : jenaka dot kom
a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to
her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was
incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey
lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store
and said that she would sue the store and kill the
bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised
he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after
work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
Sumber : jenaka dot kom
afraid ...
Kanjibhai gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
Kanjibhai starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so Kanjibhai sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave a nausea passes through Kanjibhai. He can't hold it in any longer and pukes all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
"So," says Kanjibhai, "are you feeling better now?"
Sumber : saujanaku
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
Kanjibhai starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so Kanjibhai sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave a nausea passes through Kanjibhai. He can't hold it in any longer and pukes all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
"So," says Kanjibhai, "are you feeling better now?"
Sumber : saujanaku
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