A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw
a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to
her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was
incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey
lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store
and said that she would sue the store and kill the
bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised
he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after
work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
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Thursday, March 4, 2010
two large PotS
A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of it's own imperfection. And miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.
The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw. So I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house?
Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life.
Sumber : saujanaku
After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.
The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw. So I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house?
Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life.
Sumber : saujanaku
LOve ? wealth or SuCCEss
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
· Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it. Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength. Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage
Sumber: saujanaku
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
· Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it. Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength. Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage
Sumber: saujanaku
Pak Pandir dan Pak kadok
ceta ni mengisahkan 2 kawan baik dlm dunia ni...kawan baik yg dimaksudkan ialah pak pandir ngan pak kadok.mungkin disebabkan nama keduanya bermula ngan PAK memyebabkan mereka ni tak boleh dipisahkan oleh keakraban.
kedua2nya merupakan lepasan sekolah tinggi luar negara dan baru sahaja nak mencari keja..tak kira la keja apa yg ptgnya halal.suatu hari mereka pun pegila enterview kat satu syarikat yg ternama..malangnya syarikat tu hanya mahukan seorang jer pekerja.so,mereka be2 tu pun ditapis untuk memilih siapa ka yg plg layak untuk bekerja kat syarikat tu.syarat nyer senang jer,siapa yg plg datang ke oppis sebelum jam lapan pada keesokan nya automatik bejaya dan akan dipilih.
maka keesokan harinya,bos punya syarikat terpaksa la menunnggu slama berjam2 sehingga jam menunjukkan jam 10.00 barula btang hidung mereka kelihatan.Dengan muka yg merah dan coklat,BOSS bertanya kepada pak kadok
BOSS:boleh pakcik kadok cetakan ngan i kenapa dan mengapa pakcik kadok lewat dua jam?
KADOK;sebenarnya tadi,masa saya kat lif tiba2 bekalan eletrik terputus dan saya terpaksa menuggu sehingga semuanya ok..
BOSS: ok saya terima alasan tu.macamna plk ngan awak pak pandir?
dengan selamba pandir menjawab>>
PANDIR:macmni cetanya boss;tadi masa saya naik tangga bergerak,tiba2 bekalan elektrik terputus dan saya terpaksa menunggu sehingga ok...
Sumber: jenaka dot kom
kedua2nya merupakan lepasan sekolah tinggi luar negara dan baru sahaja nak mencari keja..tak kira la keja apa yg ptgnya halal.suatu hari mereka pun pegila enterview kat satu syarikat yg ternama..malangnya syarikat tu hanya mahukan seorang jer pekerja.so,mereka be2 tu pun ditapis untuk memilih siapa ka yg plg layak untuk bekerja kat syarikat tu.syarat nyer senang jer,siapa yg plg datang ke oppis sebelum jam lapan pada keesokan nya automatik bejaya dan akan dipilih.
maka keesokan harinya,bos punya syarikat terpaksa la menunnggu slama berjam2 sehingga jam menunjukkan jam 10.00 barula btang hidung mereka kelihatan.Dengan muka yg merah dan coklat,BOSS bertanya kepada pak kadok
BOSS:boleh pakcik kadok cetakan ngan i kenapa dan mengapa pakcik kadok lewat dua jam?
KADOK;sebenarnya tadi,masa saya kat lif tiba2 bekalan eletrik terputus dan saya terpaksa menuggu sehingga semuanya ok..
BOSS: ok saya terima alasan tu.macamna plk ngan awak pak pandir?
dengan selamba pandir menjawab>>
PANDIR:macmni cetanya boss;tadi masa saya naik tangga bergerak,tiba2 bekalan elektrik terputus dan saya terpaksa menunggu sehingga ok...
Sumber: jenaka dot kom
minum cpt22
> >Ada seorang pemuda ke kedai mamak dia hanya ada 70 sen semasa itu.
> >Pemuda : Mamak berapa harga teh panas deengan sejuk?
> >Mamak : Panas 70 sen sejuk RM1.20.
> >Pemuda :! Bagi teh panas 1.
> >Sampai je teh tersebut pemuda itu terus minum.
> >Mamak : Kenapa awak minum cepat sangat? > >Pemuda : Kalau saya tunggu lama2 nanti sejuk tak fasal2 saya kena bayar RM1.20
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> >Pemuda : Mamak berapa harga teh panas deengan sejuk?
> >Mamak : Panas 70 sen sejuk RM1.20.
> >Pemuda :! Bagi teh panas 1.
> >Sampai je teh tersebut pemuda itu terus minum.
> >Mamak : Kenapa awak minum cepat sangat? > >Pemuda : Kalau saya tunggu lama2 nanti sejuk tak fasal2 saya kena bayar RM1.20
Sumber : jenaka dot kom
SurAt !!
> >Sorang nurse di hospital sakit jiwa nampak sorang pesakit sedang tulis surat.
> >Nurse : Ko tulis surat kt sapa?
> >Gila : Aku tulis surat untuk diri aku sendiri"
> >Nurse : Jadi.. apa yang ko tulis?
> >Gila : Mana aku tau? Esok pagi bila posmen hantar, baru la aku boleh baca.
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> >Nurse : Ko tulis surat kt sapa?
> >Gila : Aku tulis surat untuk diri aku sendiri"
> >Nurse : Jadi.. apa yang ko tulis?
> >Gila : Mana aku tau? Esok pagi bila posmen hantar, baru la aku boleh baca.
Sumber :jenaka dot kom
paling tua??
> >Di sekolah tabika.
> >Cikgu : Amri, awak ada berapa beradik?
> >Amri : Tiga, cikgu
> >Cikgu : Awak yg paling tua?
>Amri : Tak. Atuk saya....
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> >Cikgu : Amri, awak ada berapa beradik?
> >Amri : Tiga, cikgu
> >Cikgu : Awak yg paling tua?
>Amri : Tak. Atuk saya....
sumber : jenaka dot kom
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